This one is for David in Brighton. I swear to God that David works on blogging telepathy. Around two weeks ago I was going to post a clip of Divine as Dawn Davenport in the John Waters film Female Trouble and didn't get round to it and then David refers to the same clip in a post on his blog last week. I first watched Female Trouble while on holidays in Baltimore. Myself and my fab friend Rosie stayed in her friend Jane's appartment and we watched the movie late one night on a video tape version. I loved every minute of it and it was even more wonderful to have seen it in the city it was filmed in. Forget The Wire, Baltimore is and always will be John Waters. I love David's attitude to Christmas. He hates it. For you David, here's Dawn on Christmas morning not getting those cha cha heels.